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Joke of the Day

"Where are you when you're eating an Eggo on the beach and you drop it in the sand? San Diego (thought of this myself, it's better spoken)"

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"Saw a monarch butterfly today, what made it special is that it was the first time it wasn't stamped on top of a strippers ass."
"Donald Trump is 69. Let's hope the death trend carries on. Third time's the charm."
"Two introverts go to a bar. They leave immediately."
"I recently came into a lot of money. The bank teller wasn't happy about having to use gloves."
"Lawyer: ""Now that you have been acquitted will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"" Client: ""After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning I'm beginning to think I didn't."""
"Pretty cool that the letters ""B.J."" stand for the two greatest things in the world: beef jerky & Billy Joel."
"What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck! Ha ha!"
"What do you call a guy with a shovel? Doug"
"I wish my race was bred fast and strong... Oh wait, no I dont."