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Joke of the Day

"If I haunt your house after I die and you hear strange noises, I probably just want you to change the TV channel. Please don't ghostbust me."

"My girlfriend and I finally decided to try out role-play in the bedroom. I dressed up like Luke Skywalker And she pretended to be a dead fish."

"What is a modern name for a store that specializes in the sale of pornography? A junk shop."

"Huz and kids want to go to waffle house for breakfast but I didn't even remember to pack our bullet proof vests."

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Mitt Romney I'm not laughing either"

"What song did Taylor Swift write about Magic Johnson? Bad Blood."

"NSFW Squirting ""Squirting isn't a real thing is it, it's just pee, right?"" Interviewer: ""I meant questions about the job""."

"How did the love seat get pregnant? Because the couch didn't pull out."

"I tried changing my reddit password to ""penis"". It said it wasn't long enough :("

"Frankly auto correct,I'm getting tired of your shirt."