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Joke of the Day

"HAHA ME AND MY NEW BOYFRIEND QUIT SMOKING TOGETHER NO ONE WILL GET MURDERED FOR SURE."

"What does Agatha Christie call a group of almost every type of bird? A Murder of Most Fowls!"

"Dogs do their social networking on Assbook, via the World Wide Whiff."

"I was out with my bf and a waiter called me a 'cradle robber' cuz he's 18 and I'm 43. Totally ruined our 10th anniversary."

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary"

"Today it was so cold in the morning that.. I saw a democrat with his hand in his own pocket."

"I'm very good to my wife, everyday I'll run the hot water and put the bubbles in for her ...just to make doing the dishes that bit easier."

"What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza? Even if it is cold it's still good."

"What does a black man and a tornado have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood."

"It took a lot of balls for me to go on the Channel 4 show ""Embarrassing Bodies"". Three actually."