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Joke of the Day
"Today it was so cold in the morning that.. I saw a democrat with his hand in his own pocket."
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"What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper? Rage Upon the Latrine"
"How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown? Eh... It's tso-tso."
"A man walks into a bar... ...and has a concussion."
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNNNG! What's brown and sounds like a Southern Belle? Blanche Devereaux with a tan."
"My internet was down for 5 minutes today So I went downstairs and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people."
"I like Mitt Romney because he looks like the model in every stock photo of a businessman on a flip phone in 2002."
"How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter? There age"
"My girlfriend likes to play this weird game.. Where she dresses up like herself and acts like a bitch all the time."
"Mitt Romney Runs for president."