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Joke of the Day

"I'm very good to my wife, everyday I'll run the hot water and put the bubbles in for her ...just to make doing the dishes that bit easier."

"I asked my North Korean friend how life was there He said he couldn't complain."

"What do you call it when a snake can't perform sexually? Ereptile dysfunction"

"[Ouijja Board] What is the meaning of life? S-T-A-Y-I-N A-L-I-V-E S-T-A-Y-I-N A-L-I-V-E *Squints at board* What the heck? A Bee Gee board?"

"Did you hear about the guy from Parks & Rec who crashed his plane? It was comic Aziz."

"I was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer and my doctor said it was caused by browsing /r/funny."

""" I had a nightmare "" - Racist having the same dream as Martin Luther King Jr."

"What do you call a karate expert with a father who has diarrhoea? A chop happy chappy with a crap happy pappy."

"Who are the most decent people in the hospital? The ultrasound people.!! lol"

"WHY DO BUGS KEEP FLYING AROUND YOU WHEN YOU ARE CLEARLY TRYING TO KILL THEM"