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Joke of the Day
"How does a bassist's brain cell die? Alone."
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"I saw a lady at the gym on the exercise bike, wearing a helmet. So I put on a life jacket and got on the treadmill next to her."
"What language do cats speak? Catonese"
"What do you call someone who takes things literally? A kleptomaniac!"
"Why did Saint Francis cry? Someone called him Assisi."
"""Honey, let's have a baby."" - a cannibal couple discussing dinner plans."
"I'm clingy, but not "" Simon Cowell's t-shirt"" clingy."
"Why is it detrimental to have a robot with repressed sexual interests? It has some kinks to work out."
"I found a way to make all this gender identity stuff work for me. My right hand will now identify as female. Now I won't have to be sad every time I masturbate."
"I call my penis the Trojan horse It looks harmless, but then it gets inside you and completely destroys you."