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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who takes things literally? A kleptomaniac!"
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"What is the car company, Kia's, main competitor? Nokia"
"What's a pedophile's favorite shoe? White vans"
"I think I met a medieval water snake But I can't tell if it actually happened or if it was a dream. It was totally Sir Eel."
"No one knows what the singer Sia looks like... Hopefully we will Sia Later."
"Who's the first Jewish guy to get a Heisman Trophy? ""Fred Goldman, because he's got mine!"" - OJ Simpson"
"I have a sister named Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!"
"I'm a show off but not drive around with Christmas lights on my car show off And that's when I realized it was a cop car"
"Easter Kids' Joke 2 What do you call a brown bunny that comes a day after Easter? Choco-late."
"TIL Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto translates you to ""Thank You Mr. Robot"" The Spanish translation is Muchos Gracias Marco Rubio"