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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler lose World War II? Because his Reich exceeded his grasp."
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"Coworker: Do you party? Me: Well I do schedule two nights a month that I stay up past 11pm. So yeah."
"A good listener always watches you speak, makes eye contact and never lets on he's thinking about something else."
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs... ...because they always take things literally."
"Well, say what you will about Jerry Sandusky... At least we know he drives slowly through school zones."
"What's a Mexican's favorite assignment? Ese's(Essays)"
"Quite a few people aren't aware that I studied abroad for a year. Alas, she didn't teach me anything I didn't already know."
"Russian history in five words ...and then it got worse"
"What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead"
"[two australians playing chess in a restaurant] check, mate *everyone explodes*"