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Joke of the Day
"What did the bird say when it flew into the window? Owl"
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"If George Washington Carver became a teacher, what would his nickname be? The Nutty Professor"
"Why do Asian parents never have a white baby? Cause two Wongs don't make a white"
"What famous band sleeps the least? Slipknot"
"Taylor Swift seems like one of those chicks who thinks it's cute to put her bare feet on the dashboard of a car when riding shotgun."
"How scared was the man who ate cement? Lets just say, he shit a brick."
"I love doing crunches. *crunches Doritos* *crunches popcorn*"
"I do not like them in my inbox. I do not like them from a blond fox. I do not like your webcam spam. I do not like them, Scam I Am."
"Where does the king keep his penis? In his deskis."
"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall all the time... I said maybe"