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Joke of the Day

"This guy goes to the Olympics and sees a guy carrying a long pole. He asks - Are you a pole vaulter? Guy replies - No I'm German, and my name is Hans."

"Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes WHACK! ""Damn."" A bad skydiver goes ""Damn."" WHACK!"

"If a pilot can't get it up during takeoff Is it called projectile dysfunction?"

"How many dyslexics does it screw to take in a light bulb?"

"A sadist and a masochist meet The masochist starts pleading, ""Hit me! Please hit me!"" The sadist looks at him, smiles, and calmly replies, ""No."""

"Rednecks What do you call a redneck virgin? A 10 year old girl who can run faster than her brother and father"

"Dating is hard because guys are like ""You're hot, can we do butt stuff yet?"" and girls are like ""It's been 3 days, where's my ring?"""

"What is the sexiest type of dolphin? A striped tease dolphin."

"Ever wonder why people pay so much for their electricity bill? CON Edison."

"Satan was all alone with Eve, NAKED, at the forbidden tree and all he did was to convince her to eat a fruit? GAY."