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Joke of the Day

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit-alot"

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"Old but gold What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school? Bison."
"I think my life would have turned out differently had I forwarded those chain letters in the 80's."
"THEY SAY CHRIS BROWN GOT WORST TATTOO EVER! NO AGREE! DRUNK HULK THINK TATTOO GOT WORST PERSON EVER!"
"How to play a pokemon game Buy a $250 Pokemon machine ( 3DS )"
"I wouldn't be caught dead with a Necropheliac."
"What do lawyers wear to court? Law suits!"
"So /r/cringepics posted something actually cringeworthy."
"Keep saying yellow and soon enough It'll sound like you're saying gullible."
"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team? Pygmies are cunning runts."