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Joke of the Day
"If you were 8 yrs old when ""red red wine"" was released UB40 now"
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"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUNNNGGGGGG"
"There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? meat"
"Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First third and emergency."
"PARENTS: When someone offers you drugs, you say no! ME (going out into the world): I'm ready [literally no one offers me drugs ever]"
"A libertarian prostitute looks at her pay stub.. ""I'm sick of all these fucking-taxes"""
"New research shows there are no Ginger Bankers... Survey results suggested that although many wanted to work in finance, they wern't able to sell their soul to Satan..."
"Knock! Knock!"
"I went to the doctor recently.. * Doctor: Do you play any sports? * Me: Does sex count? * Doctor: Yes * Me: Then no."
"A woman's legs are a lot like peanut butter It's much easier to get them to spread if you have a knife"