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Joke of the Day

"I went to the doctor recently.. * Doctor: Do you play any sports? * Me: Does sex count? * Doctor: Yes * Me: Then no."

"My spanish class in high school should have had a bit less ""Where is the bathroom"" and a bit more ""She was dead when we got here""."

"Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?"

"I have two requirements in my will... 1). I want my remains spread out at Disney World. 2). I do not want to be cremated."

"I shall play you the song of my people *stomach growls*"

"Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter."

"Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for what is essentially the same service."

"My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend... We're the Suicide Squad!"

"Women is born with two vaginas The parents and the doctor thought it was a miracle until poop came out of the second one"

"Why did Hitler suicide? He got the gas bill"