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Joke of the Day
"""You want to see a pig with three eyes?"" A piiig"
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"Did you know there are 3 rings in a relationship? The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer ring"
"You never really see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air."
"How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist? Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'"
"I imagine the hardest part of becoming a supervillain is getting your doctorate."
"My boss says I need to work on my people skills & he needs to work on his changing four slashed tires skills."
"Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
"I love my 5yr old dearly, but if he keeps saying ""Dark"" Vader I may have to sell him."
"have u ever just taken your goth girlfriend out on a date but it gets dark out and you lose her in the parking lot"
"What's invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts."