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Joke of the Day

"Hey websites, I will always ""skip intro"", so knock it off."

"It would suck to have writer's block but then come up with a great idea for a suicide note."

"What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder? *Lettuce alone!*"

"My wife fell asleep during American Idol, so I got up like a fat ninja and turned hockey on. Then, I whispered to myself ""I run this house"""

"Geek humor: Thanks for the upgrade... You turned my floppy disk into a solid state."

"I have some OC jokes as well Actually the post snaps in two. THAT WAS A JOKE THX FOR COMING"

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association."

"ISIS is taking back territory after a surprise turn of events. Their new partnership with Samsung is quickly paying off"

"I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy"

"pull a prank on your boss by not showing up to work ever again, instant classic"