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Joke of the Day

"Two nuns are riding bicycles in Paris... One says, ""I've never come this way before."" The other replies, ""must be the cobblestones."""

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniac [Wat](http://m.imgur.com/mSC9hv0)"

"How does Stephen Hawking commit suicide? Alt-F4"

"The free internet services I use the least are the ones that email me the most often to tell me how useful they are."

"A farmer was being haunted by the ghost of a chicken. It was a poultry-geist."

"What's the first thing the cannibal did after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped."

"How attractive are skeletons? They're drop dead gorgeous!"

"What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? ""Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"""

"How do you kill 10 flies with one hit? You punch african kid in the face."

"How does a pirate tip his hat? ""M'Hearty"""