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Joke of the Day
"How Long is a Chinamen? Yes he is."
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"So, when people say ""LOLZ"", does that mean they laughed themselves to sleep?"
"What do you get if a post office burns down? Black mail."
"What do you tell a gardener with a psych major? I fucking hate my mom."
"Good friends are just like snowballs. They go away if you pee on them."
"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !"
"broken leg I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said to quit going to those places."
"Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks."
"What do you call a molecule with the structure bunny-O-bunny? An Ether Bunny!"