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Joke of the Day
"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free"
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"I don't know what my wife is most upset about today. The fact that she caught me having sex with her mother this morning or the fact that her mother died during her sleep last night."
"Why did the viper viper nose ? Because the adder adder hankerchief !"
"What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !"
"What does an egg do for fun? Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*"
"People tell you to make yourself at home but then look confused when you drink their liquor and take a nap in the kitchen"
"Most of my workday is me thinking what my couch is doing right now."
"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."
"Instagram is down. Please call me so I can describe my lunch to you."
"'Ukraine's crisis has been caused by the west.' - Putin"