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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a gardener with a psych major? I fucking hate my mom."
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"Girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke."
"I really enjoyed reading the Diary of Anne Frank Although I was disappointed it ended rather abruptly"
"Sober Irishman"
"The Exorcist was probably the worst workout video ever."
"If you hold the door open for me when I'm more than ten feet away, you aren't doing me a favor. You're making me exercise."
"I like my jokes like my blues.... Cheesy"
"Have you heard the ""good news"" about Jesus? It's his daughter's quinceanera today so he can't do our lawn"
"What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas? ""All I want for christmas is yeux"""
"Made a small donation to a street comedian for this gem... how do you know your at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit"