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Joke of the Day
"Good friends are just like snowballs. They go away if you pee on them."
Next Joke
"Did ya' hear about the bear that tried to fly from British Columbia to New York? They wouldn't let him bring his carrion. Sorry."
"They say the human imagination is infinite. Try to imagine a new color."
"What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit."
"Optimistic Thought of the Day: You are always 1/3 of the way towards having a threesome."
"Hey girl, are you a 10? Because you're basic..."
"I hate when people say ""you always want what you don't have"" like that's really insightful and not just explaining the definition of ""want."""
"What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract? *No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*"
"Why is the hipster sweating? Because he wore a scarf before it was cool."
"Starting to believe that your family tree must've been cactus."