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Joke of the Day
"So, when people say ""LOLZ"", does that mean they laughed themselves to sleep?"
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"What kind of gas supports violence? pro-pain"
"Had sex in a kiddie pool full of jam once. *pops jean jacket collar* I got marmalaid."
"Twister 2: Climate change makes tornadoes evolve. They work together. We can't beat them. We team up instead The twisters destroy ISIS."
"Sorry I ate your frisbee bro, I thought it was a tortilla, I like to eat tortillas I find at the park."
"The grocery store employees who stock the milk from behind the coolers don't like it when you grab their hands just to see if they're clean."
"What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V? asparagoose"
"""Dad why'd u name me this?"" I named u after the greatest athlete to ever live ""Oh ok"" Now let's go, Air Bud, we're gonna be late for church"
"What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now? A black berry."
"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists."