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Joke of the Day
"So, when people say ""LOLZ"", does that mean they laughed themselves to sleep?"
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"It's a well know fact that Elton John is an excellent pianist. But did you know he sucks on the organ?"
"My signature move is asking a co-worker wearing a suit on dress down Fridays, ""how did the job interview go?"" in front of everyone."
"John... ...[Staymoist](http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/21300000/John-Stamos-john-stamos-21331988-1611-1089.jpg)"
"The next World Cup is going to be held in Nevada FIFA Las Vegas"
"My wife wants to have a kid... I bought her a goldfish and told her to wait a few million years."
"Coffee: you haven't had enough until you can thread a sewing machine needle while it's running."
"How does a black woman know she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon the cotton's been picked."
"TUMBLR What shoes does a tumblr girl wear? *Ughs*"