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Joke of the Day
"How do you help a paraplegic kill themselves? Give them a push."
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"Countless marriages could be saved by requiring urinals in private residences."
"What were the protestors outside Erin Andrew's court house shouting today? White Nudes Matter!"
"What did one gay man say to the other gay man in the gay bar? Stand up and I'll push your stool in. Yeah it's gross."
"Fun Game: 1. Glue dark sunglasses to all pigeons in a park. 2. Poke stranger on the shoulder. 3. Whisper, ""I think we're being watched..."""
"Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter."
"Just overheard a young boy tell his friend this joke What do you call a corn dog with no legs? A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!"
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire"
"What do you call it when a therapist falls down for no reason? A Freudian slip."
"There is a James Brown impersonator in South Korea. He's known as the Godfather of Seoul."