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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter."

"My friend died of autoerotic asphyxiation... The story is a real tearjerker."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Tyrana**sore ass** Rex"

"4-year-old: Can you do what you want at work? Me: No, I have to listen to my boss. 4: Mom is at your work?"

"Too err is human... To Arr is pirate."

"What did the creator of knock knock jokes win? A No-bell prize"

"Two Irish homosexuals Michael Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzmichael"

"I never argue, I just explain why I'm right."

"It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living."

"A cop pulled over a spanish photon... The cop asked, ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" The photon said, ""c."""