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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a therapist falls down for no reason? A Freudian slip."

"You can't joke with a kleptomaniac... They take everything, literally."

"Why was the firewood punished? It was knotty."

"I Love when my Friends help to Identify themselves as Technologically-Retarded Idiots by changing their Status to: ""WOW I can't believe that you can see who is viewing your Profile!""..."

"Parkinson's My friend asked me the other day if I had any advice for dealing with Parkinson's, apparently 'just shake it off' wasn't the right answer."

"It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas and Steve. Get out of here Steve."

"Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for medicine."

"There was a terrorist attack on a French cheese shop. Reports say there was a lot of die Brie."

"why didnt the pedicurist accept black customers she was blacktoes intolerant..."

"On my way to the mall yesterday I passed the Big & Tall Men's clothing store. Outside the store a troop of Girl Scouts were selling cookies. I guess it really is location, location, location..."