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Joke of the Day
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision."
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"What do women and dog shit have in common? The older they are the easier they are to pick up."
"I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish."
"The three modes of communication Telephone, Telegraph and Tell a woman"
"Excuse me Ladies, but my eyes are up here."
"""Grandpa, why did everyone make a big deal out of selfies when they're just pictures, oh and thanks a lot for doing nothing about climate."""
"How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill. Walking Jk Rowling."
"What is the definition of a Freudian slip? when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet."
"What is them difference between a horse and a Harley Davidson? On a Harley, the dick is on the top."
"How does Moses make his coffee? He-brews it."