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Joke of the Day
"""Is that water potable"" ""I guess if you put it in a bucket or something"""
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"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One deer says to the other deer ""I can't believe I just blew twenty bucks in there!"""
"I'm lucky have a friend like you. I'm just glad he isn't TOO much like you."
"If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress? The Republican party."
"What do a hockey player and a hippie chick have in common? They both shower after 3 periods."
"Music Joke Nobody could find Beethoven's teacher because he is Haydn."
"I like my wine like I like my girls... Eight to ten years old, and kept in my cellar."
"How can you tell when an auto mechanic jus had sext One of his fingers is clean!!"
"I always hit ""ignore call"" with my middle finger."
"my anaconda don't want none unless you got snake food this time. last time u tried to feed him buns but the carbs are bad for him"