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Joke of the Day
"I had a dream where I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. Where the hell is my pillow?"
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"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down... You have my Word"
"Never trust acupuncturists they are backstabbers"
"There was supposed to be a BLM march today with up to a million people Although it's strange that I only count 600,000."
"If you show up to a job interview high and tired... You're hired!"
"What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other? They were MAROONED!"
"Grandma, if you're looking down on me right now - close your eyes for a few minutes."
"Bathroom joke What's the difference between sanctuary and prison? Toilet paper."
"2 whales walk into a bar. First whale says: ooooEEEEEEEEaaaayyyyyuuuuuuaaaaaa eeeeooOOOOYAIIIAIIIEYOOOooooooo Second whale says: Shut up Steve, you're drunk"
"Your mama is so fat... She bungee jumped and went straight to hell."