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Joke of the Day

"My music teacher was arrested for sticking his dick through a sheet of music Apparently, it's illegal to have sex with A minor"

"Made love to my girlfriend like a Jedi last night. She said no so I used ""the force""."

"Yesterday my wife got stung by a bee while golfing I asked where, and she informed me it was between the first and second holes. Being the helpful type, I advised her that her stance was too wide."

"What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in? A roundhouse."

"Stop leaving me messages. If I ever wanted to talk to you again, I wouldn't have borrowed all that money."

"Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face yes."

"I asked Jesus what he did before he died He said ""Not much. I was just getting hammered and hanging out all day."""

"What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common? They only have one good ball."

"An Elephant walks into a bar bartender asks why long nose. Elephant: Mind your own fucking business."

"What's your least favorite joke format and why is it this one?"