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Joke of the Day

"You've just made a very lazy enemy my friend."

"Why did the Dick go to the 7-11? To get a Slurpee!"

"My landlord wanted to come talk to me about the high heating bill I told him, ""My door is always open""."

"I fucked a bitch at work today and guess what happened? Pet store fired me"

"Human Beings get rich as they grow old Silver in Hair; Gold in Teeth; Sugar in Blood; Precious Stones in Kidneys; . And a never ending supply of Gas!"

"Why do Italian men have mustaches? They want to look like their mothers."

"If your parents, your boss, and three of your friends invite you to a party at a clinic its a trap"

"What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!"

"What does British parliament name as the #1 cause for pedophilia? Sexy children"

"Why did Hitler invade Hungary? Because he can't resist a HungAryan :)"