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Joke of the Day

"If your parents, your boss, and three of your friends invite you to a party at a clinic its a trap"

"!HARD Drive! Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A: Woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.[Source](http://smile.xonaki.com/Joke/EN?categoryCode=EN&jokeId=95)"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of snow"

"How does a black man ride a black stallion? With no legs."

"Why did the cat fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well."

"I heard about a new drug that is super addictive and leaves one in a state of sustained indifference. Parents, talk to your children about Crystal Meh."

"funny My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys."

"I bought a muzzle for my pet duck.... Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill."

"what did one astronomer say to another astronomer about his obsessed girlfriend Man, she is already inside my event horizon."

"[Baby trying to say first words] Baby: b..bu Me: cmon son Baby: bu..bu..s Wife: Yes sweetheart Baby: Bush did 9/11 Me[tearing up]: He knows"