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Joke of the Day

"HELP!!! I forgot it's Mother's Day! I need some quick Mother's Day Present."

"Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names? Hot and Cold."

"Well, the rock star decided to settle down and become a fisherman His new slogan is, ""Come down to Bon Jovi's Anchovies!"""

"Who named the Sperm Whales? Seamen."

"A Newfie walks into a doctor's office... And says ""Doc b'y, I tinks I got dat H2N2 disease."" Doctor replied ""ummm...don't you mean H1N1?"" Newfie says ""No b'y, dis is twice as bad as dat!"""

"What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects."

"The only Foursquare location I'd be interested in reading you tweet from is the cave of Bin Laden."

"If I was an Oreo, how would you eat me? Wrong. It's a trick question. People can't be Oreos."

"What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"

"What do nutrition labels and tumblr have in common? They're both full of trans fats"