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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions? He felt at home with And/Or."
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"What happens if you spin an oriental person around really fast for an extended period of time? They become disoriented."
"How do you make soup golden? You add 24 carrots."
"I thought about getting a brain transplant But then i changed my mind"
"Why did the idiot stare at a carton of orange juice? It said 'concentrate' on it"
"Size matters... My penis looks huge when it's next to a map."
"As I walked down an alley today, I was accosted by what I thought was an angry, needy turnip. It turned to be a ruder beggar."
"If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, it's an uplifting film about dinosaurs and people who work together to rebuild an island."
"Why is the ocean blue? Because all the fish in there goes ""bloo bloo bloo"""
"Don't you hate it when you're peeing and someone starts talking to you? It's like, keep your mouth open or it all goes to waste."