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Joke of the Day
"What's Up Doc? by Howie Dewin"
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"Facebook: You have more friends on Facebook than you think. Me: You have higher expectations than you think."
"You know I'm glad there are women in the world... Otherwise life would be a pain in the ass."
"How do you make the 12th man Happy? FIRE BEVELL"
"What's white and covers the road in the early morning? Employed people."
"Dear Sepp Blatter... There's only one Robert Mugabe... Yours Truly... Life"
"use this coupon for the pizza its expired whats the worst that could happen [calls wife 10min later] hello Im in something called pizza jail"
"Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy? The mafia doesn't like witnesses."
"I like my black people like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."
"16 Y.O. employee: ""There's a dirty diaper outside. What do I do with it?"" Me: ""Is there a live baby in it?"" Him: ""No."" Me: ""Throw it away."""