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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting? Christopher Sitten"
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"Which political party do the letters A through Y affiliate with. The Not-Z Party"
"One did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? The hallway stinks."
"Remember, when someone calls you mean... just tell them that you prefer the term average."
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"Rick Astley will let you have any movie from his Disney collection except one He's never gonna give you Up"
"Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!"
"Why do black people love fried chicken? Because it's fucking delicious, you racist"