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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to tell you that wherever I am, whatever happens, I'll always think of you, and the time we spent together, as my happiest time. I'd do it all over again, if I had the choice. No regrets."

"What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop? Take me to your liter!"

"I've caught you canoodling. You're really in hot water now. I can see tensions are boiling. Perhaps we'd better leave this issue in the pasta tense. Sieve and let sieve?"

"Walmart pokes holes in the condoms to ensure customer retention."

"A man who has no right arm and no right leg falls off his wheelchair Thankfully, a woman passing by noticed him and approached him, offering some help. ""Are you alright?"" ""No, I'm not. I'm all left."""

"Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court"

"What do you call a Mankee who Raps A Rhymeape"

"A good sign that you're not ready for children is if you cut your food with a credit card."

"I regret falling in love with my British girlfriend. You give your heart to her and she Brexit into a million parts."

"What do you call a snake on viagra? Rod!"