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Joke of the Day
"How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher? Calculator!"
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"Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You may think R, but a pirates first love will always be the C."
"Me: why do bad things happen to good people? God: *reveals image of me jerking off to April from Ninja Turtles* Me: oh God: *nods solemnly*"
"Utah... but I'm taller."
"I still have nightmares.... I still have nightmares about the time I gave my Eskimo friend a house warming gift..."
"I love drinking wine. It's my Riesling for being."
"Why do plants hate math? ... Because it gives them square roots"
"""It's 5 o'clock somewhere."" - a shitty watch."
"An imperialist German wrestler walks into a bar... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN VON BISMARCK!"