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Joke of the Day

"How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher? Calculator!"

"I overheard someone say all Asians are ninjas. I would've told him how racist that sounded but he was black and I didn't want to get mugged."

"I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours."

"A wife is like a boomerang the harder you throw the faster she comes back."

"I have a joke about US history but..... I'm going to rewrite it."

"I think LGBT sounds too much like a sandwich."

"I love people who can make me laugh, when I don't even want to smile."

"Bisexual girls are like spaghetti. Straight until wet."

"5: Daddy whatcha doin'? Me: Cleaning my shot gun 5:Why? Me: Because one day a boy will like you 5:You mean like Ben? *racks the chamber*"

"What is a Pirate's FAVORITE letter? You'd think it'd be rrrrrrr, but it's the C!!"