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Joke of the Day
"What's black hairy and writes under water? A ball-point gorilla!"
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"As a child I was obsessed with the difference between cosine and sine As I got older I realized it was just a phase"
"What do you call a female Israelite? A Shebrew"
"I want to tell the sun to stop being so self-centered But the world does revolve around him"
"What do strippers and Hillary Clinton have in common? They rely too much on polls"
"Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once Upon A Time......last night......I had a few drinks and......borrowed your credit card."
"I'm jealous of how many friends the people on Intervention have."
"Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself."
"What do you call a gay guy who gives bad blow jobs? A tooth fairy."
"He said I reminded him of the girl from The Ring. We laughed and laughed, and then I put an axe in his back and ate his soul."