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Joke of the Day
"What do porn stars have and comedians are? Professional Assholes."
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"[NSFW] Why did the priest cum on the little boy's face twice? Because Jesus said to turn the other cheek"
"What's a golfer's favourite song? Fairway to Heaven"
"I did bad and I should feel bad What do you call a group of dead, visually impaired people? Horizontal blinds."
"Did you hear about the shortsighted circumciser? He got the sack."
"The American Education System"
"I really hope we can call ninjas with red hair ""ginjas""."
"What's the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?!"
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."
"How to bargain with your wife Me: Can I get a motorcycle? Wife: No. Me: Can. I get a boat? Wife: NO! Me: Can I get a blowjob? Wife: (sighs) Is it a BIG boat?"