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Joke of the Day

"If you're ovulating and have sex standing up... Is it called a standing ovulation? Asking for a friend"

"if ur worried ur not gonna get a New Years Eve kiss just remember that Valentines Day is in 45 days n ur probably gonna b alone for that too"

"Where was the first discovered potato located? In the ground."

"Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!"

"false fact did you know if you stacked all the 5 bills on each other the stack would quickly become unstable and tumble over..."

"What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8? Apples ideas."

"When a neutron hits a uranium atom... Potassium. Oxide."

"To find out your dolphin name, lick your finger tips and rub a balloon."

"""Let's see what you're made of!"" he says on approach, knife in hand. ""Good."" I mutter. ""Another adversary who paid no attention in Biology."""

"Two Italians are arguing They just keep saying ""You wanna pizza me?!"""