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Joke of the Day

"Lucifer, chased by an angel, hid himself in the London Philharmonic Orchestra He was eventually found in the horns section."

"Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes."

"You can tell that Donald Trump isn't Amish ...because he is terrible at building a Cabinet."

"If you smoke weed and masturbate... ... is it called weed whacking?"

"What's a feminist's favorite subject? Trigger-nometry"

"When in doubt, ask yourself WWBD: What Would Beyonce Do? Would she apply for a job? Nope. She'd just show up one day like ""I work here now."""

"The doctor thinks I need a penis reduction I asked him if it could wait until after my golf tournament."

"What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !"

"I've been wondering for a while now... If a man who likes Asians has Yellow Fever, and a man who likes Africans has Jungle Fever; does that mean because I like Native Americans, that I have Smallpox?"

"Knock Knock! -Who's there? -I eat mop..."