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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear? A barracuchi."
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"I hate when people tell me I don't get it. Like, what does that even mean?"
"Confucius say... French girl high maintenance. Chinese girl Lo Mein-tenance."
"The jerk store called. Instead of texting. Typical"
"[job interview] What experience do you have plucking chickens? Me: See all those hairs on my chin? No. Me: Exactly."
"Finally listened to the audiobook for ""The Hunger Games"". In my opinion, the book was better."
"Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy? He kept on and on about his mateys."
"I went to Alcoholics Anonymous last week. The first thing they told me to do was to stop hanging around other alcoholics. So I stopped going."
"And Jesus said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"". But John came fifth, and won a toaster."
"WAIT, THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS AIR AND SPACE MUSEUM!"