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Joke of the Day

"I went to Alcoholics Anonymous last week. The first thing they told me to do was to stop hanging around other alcoholics. So I stopped going."

"What was the Jewish child doing on the chimney? He was waiting for his parents."

"Why do people from Istanbul always swim? Because they're constant in a pool."

"I went out to eat and told the waiter I wanted the steak bloody rare. He asked if I was worried about the mad cow, to which I replied..... ..... No. My wife will cheer up after you take her order."

"Flash floods in Arizona last night. We nominate California and Texas. #ALSIceBucketChallenge"

"what do you call an underwater dog? a sub-woofer"

"Love is fun, but it's not going to pay the bills its a lol"

"The best curve on a girl is her smile. Lol just kidding, look at dat ass."

"Did you hear about that Native American who drank ten cups of tea one night? They found him dead the next day in his teepee"

"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget..."