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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say... French girl high maintenance. Chinese girl Lo Mein-tenance."
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"Toilet Stolen From Police Station... Cops Have Nothing To Go On"
"I misspelled armageddon the other day... But I guess it's not the end of the world"
"I met the guy who invented window sills... What a ledge!"
"A Boy Fuked His Girls Friend Suddenly he understands It's her boy friend..actually Girl Friend Come To His dream......"
"Did you hear the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?"
"*checks pockets for phone 53 times before jumping in pool* *skinny dips to be on the safe side*"
"Golfer: ""I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."" Caddy: ""I doubt you could keep your head down that long."""
"Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas this year. Luke: What, How is that possible!? Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO"
"""Jesus loves you."" A good thing to hear in church but a terrifying thing to hear in a mexican prison."