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Joke of the Day
"Went to the Indian bakery today and asked for some bread They said they had naan"
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"Canada's four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction."
"My 13 yo niece is ""experimenting with alcohol"" according to my dad. Like she's keeping a ledger of her findings. ""12/21/09: Scotch. Woo!"""
"My friend drowned. So at his funeral... ...we took a cake shaped like a life raft. After all...It's what he would have wanted."
"""Will I ever be able to race my horse again"" the owner asked the vet. The vet replied ""You certainly will and you'll probably beat her too!"""
"What does a tornado and a woman have in common? It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone"
"If Sesame Street really cared about children they'd realize Big Bird could feed a hungry family for a month."
"My horse was way more aggressive than usual today it threw me off"
"What do you call a woman that tries to force you into commitment? A booby trap"
"""W.A.D."" a simple mnemonic device for remembering the steps in folding a fitted sheet stands for: 1. Wad it up; 2. And; 3. Done"