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Joke of the Day

"What does a tornado and a woman have in common? It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone"

"Cyber sex is not as easy as it looks. I should have picked a less crowded Starbucks."

"Next time you're having a bad day just remember that alligators spend their whole lives looking like they're trying to do a push-up."

"So there I was, balls deep in a jar of mayonnaise. When I said to myself, ""Self..."" ""I shoulda made a sandwich first."""

"I leant my Ferrari to my friend Carlos and never got it back."

"A joke finally containing original content Original content."

"Some people said my dog was too scared to shit itself... Then I replied ""That's why I have to beat them."""

"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper ? He sold his soul to Santa."

"Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a copy of your naughty list. Love, -Tim"

"A genie granted me a wish, i said i wish to turn me into something who always suck the blood of the beautiful women, then poooof, i became a tampon.."