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Joke of the Day

"Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian? Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out"

"You know you have a struggle of being a Vietnamese When your first name is Dat, last name is Ho and the teachers call the whole thing out"

"[getting an x-ray] TECHNICIAN: Quit putting that box of chocolates on your chest. ME: Just tell me which ones are coconut."

"Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house? They have to use their Endor voices."

"Whats the difference between reddit and hell? Hell *fires* bad people"

"Geneticists and Teenage Boys are the same... They both want to unzip your genes."

"I bet Hemingway would've deleted a shitload of tweets the next day."

"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well well well....."

"My vision is okish But in just a few years I'll be able to see 2020"

"Gay marriage is legal now So... Is the internet over now? Do we go on vacation?"