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Joke of the Day

"Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian? Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out"

"Yesterday I saw an ad that said ""radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"" I thought, ""I can't turn that down"""

"I worked a 10-hour day today... Sounds impressive to non-programmers who don't know binary."

"Jesus wouldn't have been good at Twitter He would've only had twelve followers."

"I went to the zoo yesterday, but it was rubbish. All they had was one dog. It was a shitzu."

"Study Finds Birth Control Pills Linked to Fewer Severe Knee Injuries In Teenage Girls... (REMOVED)"

"Me: Take my pic *hands him camera & giggles* Him: What's funny? Me: Nothing. Him: *presses button, explodes, dies* Me: Ha! Photo bombed!"

"If he asks you to be his girlfriend say yes and then hide from him so he can never break up with you."

"In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby."

"Why did the computer science student drop out? He just couldn't hack it."