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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well well well....."

"If you love something, set it free... Except if 'It' is a man. Because he'll get lost, and won't ask for directions."

"You can find weed in almost every book go to page 420"

"I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed. But none of them works."

"There are three types of people in the world... Those that can count and those that can't."

"What do you call an army of lesbians? Militia Etheridge"

"What do you call a Chinese Billionaire? Cha Ching."

"GF texted me that her ex wants to get her back. So I texted, ""I care for you. Don't do this"". I'm still working on what to reply to my GF."

"What do dwarves and hipsters have in common? (just made this joke up, help me if I can word it better) They're underground, and it's hard to tell males from females. or something like that =)"

"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p"""