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Joke of the Day

"So I was having sex with this chick and she kept calling out another blokes name. What kind of name is 'rape' anyway?"

"How do your organize a space party? You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)"

"I gathered a list of ten puns yesterday. And i wanted to see if any were reasonable. So i put them all to the test to see if they would pass. No pun-in-ten-did. Edit: grammar"

"What does the sign say on an out-of-business brothel? Beat it, we're closed."

"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority.. Because they hate Dick's"

"Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends"

"What do you call a cow that just tripped? Ground Beef"

"What do you call an attractive zombie? Drop dead gore-geous!"

"What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period."

"Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !"