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Joke of the Day
"Me and my girlfriend were on a cruise, listening to Bob Marley. She said he was Upboat."
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"How Many Cops Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? None, they will just beat the room for being black."
"This grocery store is playing ""Freebird"" which I interpret as an invitation to shoplift a turkey."
"You know whats funnier than Philly... Your Religion"
"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!"
"What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter"
"Did you know an NFL player was the first to land on the moon? He planted a flag, but a ref came by and picked it back up."
"Wearing crocs is like getting a blow job from a guy. Feels good till you look down and realize you're gay (Credit to Adam Corolla)"
"I love playing ""Army men"" with my Girlfriend I just lay on the ground an she blows the hell outta me"
"What is a police called on her period? red bull"