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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the bacterial outbreak in the office? They said it was a staff infection."
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"Why did the eyeglasses model become a beekeeper? He heard that beauty was in the eyes of the bee holder."
"Waiting for Bernie Sanders to come out from under the ring and hitting someone with a steel chair to claim the presidential belt."
"Just finished the 5th book... In the 'Learning to count' trilogy"
"ME: honey, just tap me on the arm tonight if you think I've gotten too drunk WIFE: I've been tapping your arm for the last 2 hours"
"What do women and parking spots have in common? All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped."
"What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11 Because it has another 1"
"What did the comedian say to the girl who looked like a virgin? ""You have untapped potential"""
"What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes? We saw that same joke two days ago"
"My Birthday For my birthday I asked for a bicycle, an action man, and a vibrating butt plug... I never got that bike."